Archive for April, 2011
Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein (2009)
More style than substance, but not horrible. Creep Creepersin’s Frankenstein (2009)Directed By: Creep Creepersin The PrologueSo for today the fine folks over at MVD have supplied me with a film by musician/director Creep Creepersin, with his rather short-ish film, Creep Creepersin’s Frankenstein. I think we can all agree that the story and whole idea of [...]
Blue Valentine (2010)
Something realistic! Blue Valentine (2010)Directed By: Derek Cianfrance The PrologueIsn’t love just grand!? Well, not always. More times than not you’ll find that you’ll get into a relationship with your head in the clouds and that person you fall in love with can do no wrong. Sooner or later however, things change. Then that person [...]
Horrorphilia Podcast #58
Well here we go! How about this for a way to kick off a Friday night?? You can download the new Horrorphilia Podcast and listen to it while you get smashed at some bar or while some chick drags you to a chick flick! Or if you are a girl, you can listen to it [...]
Ghostbusters Cereal – Brainwashing Kids One Bowl at a Time!
I’ve always been a BIG fan of Ghostbusters! When I was growing up, as soon as I hit a point to where I knew what the hell was going on I always had fond memories of Ghostbusters and my love for everything that was Ghostbusters. And what wasn’t they to love? There was the two [...]
The Virginity Hit (2010)
You have got to steal a suit to have sex with a stranger from the internet, kids. The Virginity Hit (2010)Directed By: Huck Botko & Andrew Gurland The PrologueToday we are going to talk about a movie that is about SEX! More importantly the first time someone has sex. And this film is a fake [...]
Close Encounters with Cannibal Kitchen:Bonus Round Snazzy Giveaway Time!
Yes you read that correctly…it’s surprise giveaway time! Lately I have been on a nice run of signing into my email account and finding great stuff. I don’t know if I some how stumbled across some good luck email fairy at some point over the past couple months, but I’m not going to push my [...]
Piranha (2010)
FUN! Piranha (2010)Directed By: Alexandre Aja (High Tension) The PrologueSo I’m late to the dance on the remake of Piranha, aka Piranha 3D. As the story goes, I went on a date (surprise! surprise!) and we had the option of seeing this, but we ultimately went with The Last Exorcism cause the girl I was [...]
Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)
Yeah I’m two days late, I know.. Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)Directed By: Chad Ferrin (Someone’s Knocking at the Door) The PrologueMy first dip into Chad Ferrin’s work was the outrageous, Someone’s Knocking at the Door. A film that was unlike anything I had ever seen at the time with it’s onslaught of gore and [...]
Chuck Conry …is DEAD! Download NOW
Love it or hate it, it’s that new album I’ve been spamming you guys about! The subject this time around takes a bit of a mental and religious turn however. Also, some senseless violence is tossed in for good measure. …is DEAD! (2011) 01: Afterlife (Intro) 02: DeepThroat (Or How I Learned Jimmy Was Full [...]
Insidious (2010)
Well, I’ll admit it was a lot better than I figured it would be.. Insidious (2010)Directed By: James Wan (SAW) The PrologueWell we got ourselves a bit of an old fashion horror film in, Insidious. This being a film from the man that directed SAW, James Wan, I’ll admit I didn’t know for sure what [...]









