Author Archive: Shannon Rullo
Cannibal Kitchen: Evil Dead (2013)
“The most terrifying film you will ever experience” I don’t know what was better, getting to see this movie at midnight or directly after witnessing a guy fall down a flight of stairs in a tuck and roll position and then pop back up like a weeble wobble. Can we please take a second to [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Criminals, beware of the Toxic Avenger. He will kick your butt HARD!! Before there was Kick Ass, the 80′s gave us an adorably nerdy man-child by the name of Melvin Junko. Melvin wasn’t just any Melvin though. Thanks to a vat of toxic waste and some uppity health junkies, he became better know as the [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Dark Skies
“Once you’ve been chosen, you belong to them” So yeah, Dark Skies, I need to confess the fact that this movie ruined me. I’m not even talking about kind of ruined me, I’m talking on the level of ruined me, ruined me. Like I almost jumped into the lap of the person sitting next me [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Hobo With A Shotgun
“Delivering justice, one shell at a time….” Any concept that has to do with street justice and vigilantes automatically wins me over. I come from a city were people dress up as “super heroes” and hang out by the “L” stations waiting to inflict swift justice to any criminal who crosses their path. Don’t believe [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The Evil Dead (1981)
“Can They Be Stopped” I recently had an awesome reader request some ideas for meat free dining options. Even if you are not a practicing Catholic, most people are aware that yesterday marked “Ash Wednesday”, and the start of Lent, which leads many people to meat free Fridays. I should prefix the fact that although [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Warm Bodies
“There’s Nothings Hotter Than A Girl With Brains“ The more that I read reviews on this film, the more I’m realizing that I have a much different opinion of Warm Bodies than many other horror bloggers. At the end of the day though, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Lucky for me, I have [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Texas Chainsaw 3D
“Evil Wears Many Faces” I’ve been sitting on this review for a little bit now. Not for any reason terribly life altering, just for the sheer fact that I knew it was going to be somewhat of a painful flash back into my cerebellum. At the end of the day though, it is my duty [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Top 5 of 2012
As the end of 2012 approaches, it is that time again to put my Top 5 list out into the world. I figured what better way to do that then to pair it along with some tasty appetizers equip to make any New Years party a success. So let’s ring in the new year [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Santa’s Slay
“Spreading Holiday Fear This Christmas” In the spirit of awfully amazing holiday themed horror movies, let’s keep the theme going with an ode to another film that is “bashfully” bad, but in the best way possible. Santa’s Slay I find is one of the less known of the genre crossovers, but as we’ve come to [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Jack Frost
“He’s Chillin…And Killin” Do you know what I like more than homicidal snowmen? Well, not really very much and that’s what makes Jack Frost one of my favorite holiday movies. How could you not fall in love with a reincarnated serial killer in the body of a snowman who refers to himself as a “pissed-off [...]
