Cannibal Kitchen
Cannibal Kitchen: The Purge
“One Night A Year, All Crime Is Legal” Have you ever left a movie and been more entertained by the company you attended said movie with verses the movie itself? That best sums up my experience with The Purge. Would I say this is a bad movie? Well, no, but I will say that besides [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Evil Dead (2013)
“The most terrifying film you will ever experience” I don’t know what was better, getting to see this movie at midnight or directly after witnessing a guy fall down a flight of stairs in a tuck and roll position and then pop back up like a weeble wobble. Can we please take a second to [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Criminals, beware of the Toxic Avenger. He will kick your butt HARD!! Before there was Kick Ass, the 80′s gave us an adorably nerdy man-child by the name of Melvin Junko. Melvin wasn’t just any Melvin though. Thanks to a vat of toxic waste and some uppity health junkies, he became better know as the [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Dark Skies
“Once you’ve been chosen, you belong to them” So yeah, Dark Skies, I need to confess the fact that this movie ruined me. I’m not even talking about kind of ruined me, I’m talking on the level of ruined me, ruined me. Like I almost jumped into the lap of the person sitting next me [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Hobo With A Shotgun
“Delivering justice, one shell at a time….” Any concept that has to do with street justice and vigilantes automatically wins me over. I come from a city were people dress up as “super heroes” and hang out by the “L” stations waiting to inflict swift justice to any criminal who crosses their path. Don’t believe [...]
