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Cannibal Kitchen: Evil Dead (2013)
“The most terrifying film you will ever experience” I don’t know what was better, getting to see this movie at midnight or directly after witnessing a guy fall down a flight of stairs in a tuck and roll position and then pop back up like a weeble wobble. Can we please take a second to [...]
Could This Be The Last Mom & Pop’s Video Store Left?
Being born in 1983, I was lucky enough to live through the golden era of the home video store. I was probably five when I first started waiting until the weekends to rent the latest releases and this was what introduced me to the world of horror films. As we all know and as I [...]
Where Evil Lives (1991) (DVD Review)
Where Evil Lives (1991) Director: Richard L. Fox, Stephen A. Maier, Kevin G. Nunan Where to get it: CAV A gripping tale of horror, murder, and revenge unfolds as Jack Devlin (Claude Akins in his final screen appearance), caretaker of the Spencer House State, reveals an unforgettable history of zombies, vampires, and witches to a [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
“After a decade of silence…the buzzz is back” In spirit of the constant talk of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D I figured it was time for me to cover one of my personal favorite sequels to a film ever, “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2″. It is unclear yet whether or not the 2013 version is [...]
Get the Chills with these R.L. STINE'S THE HAUNTING HOUR DVD Clips!!
These DVDs hit the racks on Sep 4th! Here’s some cool clips! R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour – “Doll” – Clip 1 R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour – “Doll” – Clip 2 R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour – “Doll” – Clip 3 R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour – “Body” – Clip 4
Cannibal Kitchen: Trick 'r Treat
“If you don’t follow the rules tonight, you won’t live to see tomorrow” Finally, I get to return to the land of the Internet. I’ve been aimlessly roaming the streets of Chicago for the past few weeks twitching do to lack of blogging. You see I had to do that whole dreadful moving business that [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The "Haunting Tales of Horrorbles" Event
My Mother likes to tell me that I keep odd friends. I like to think I keep friends who are much like myself, so I guess I will just write it off that my Mother thinks I’m odd. Sounds about right. I first met John Aranza about 4 years ago and I instantly knew he [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: The Mockingbird
I think it’s what you would refer to as “hot as balls” outside. So what does one do when Mother Nature hikes it up to the triple digits? Grab your most recent screener, and head to the nearest coffee shop with the best air condition. Obviously I’m typing this so mission accomplished. Oh and [...]
Let Me In (2010) (DVD Review)
Let Me In (2010) Directed By: Matt Reeves Where to get it: Anchor Bay The Prologue I will admit that when news broke that they were going to remake, Let the Right One In, I wasn’t too happy. I mean to me, that movie was about as perfect of a story as you could [...]
Cannibal Kitchen: Child's Play
“Chucky is one mean SOB” I hate dolls just about as much as I hate aliens. Truth, I hate dolls with red hair most of all. Sorry Chucky, I guess that makes me a doll “hair-ist”. Unlike most horror films of the 80′s, Child’s Play, doesn’t consist of brain lacking teenagers, no over the top [...]
