HARD Plastic..Porno Action Figures!!

I think it’s nearly everyone’s hidden dream to have an action figure of their own. Not meaning to actually have one, more like BE one. I’ve wanted to have an action figure of myself ever since I was a kid, but since I sadly am not in any business that has a toy license that isn’t going to happen. But why discriminate against the porn stars of the world?? That’s why many moons ago a toy company named Plastic Fantasy put out a number of lines of adult action figures featuring some pretty well-known porn ladies!

These darn things here, with Adult XXX Superstars on the package, are pretty popular in some circles nowadays and can go for a pretty large amount of cash on eBay and other online retailers. They came around 7 inches tall and had a pretty unique aspect to them..their clothes came off. YES, that is correct, they were soo well detailed that you could remove their clothes and they have VERY detailed naked parts. Meaning if you want to give your kid that “birds and bees” talk perhaps one of these action figures could have helped with that.

 

Now I know there were at least 5 sets of these featuring such well-known adult entertainers as Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Asia Carrera, Jasmine St. Claire, and lots of other ones I’ve never heard of before! And one reason they sell for soo much now days seems to be because they are no longer being produced and the website for Plastic Fantasy seems to now lead to nowhere. But wouldn’t it have been cool to have had your own action figure? Perhaps being a porn star might help you out with that, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before porn action figures make a comeback. After all, most things eventually do right?

Chuck Conry

Chuck Conry has been doing this for ten years! He does reviews, podcasts, and makes indie movies. The jury may still be out on if he does any of those things well.