Horror’s BREAST Around (Ten Best Boob Scenes) (NSFW)

Well, it is that time again! Time for me to dive into a bit of the sleazier side of online horror writing and give you a companion list to go with our 10 MEMORABLE HORROR BOOTY SHOTS list. While that one may be for you booty fans out there, this one is simply for the breast men (and/or women) out there!

Now I went back and forth on if I should include actual topless shots here or not. I think we’re all grown and we can see breasts (let’s just say by opening this you agree you are 18 or older), so I’m going with that. I also want to address that we could probably have a million volumes of this same subject here using horror, seeing as how topless women are a staple for it. This is just a list, not even one in an order. That being said, just have some fun with it.

Kelly Monaco (Idle Hands (1999))

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Kelly Monaco has been the only real reason to watch General Hospital for years and she may be the only reason to watch Idle Hands as well. In a scene that must have come from the mind of someone with a Kiss fetish, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone in kiss paint look hot until now.

Debisue Voorhees (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985))

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When you have a straight-up exploitation movie director take the camera for a Friday the 13th entry, the blood on-screen isn’t the only thing getting amped up. The T and A was on full display and Debisue Voorhees (yes, that is her credited last name) had a small but very memorable role in a scene that was close to porn for pre-teen me back in the day.

Stacey Alden (A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987))

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Sure, we know how this scene ends, but does anyone not enjoy what we see leading up to that? You can always scream at the screen and talk about how dumb characters are in the thick of things, but who wouldn’t have fell victim to Stacey Alden in this situation?

Valerie Hartman (Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988))

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I’m not a betting man, but I’d be you anything that when some folks saw Valerie Hartman in Sleepaway Camp 2, they probably had a helping hand in reaching puberty. If you are in the camping mood, this is one character with more than one scene that can help you pitch a tent.

America Olivo (Friday the 13th (2009))

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Okay, so the remake of Friday the 13th wasn’t perfect, but we do have a couple of pairs of perfect things about it (More on the other later). America Olivo really shows her stuff early in the movie in a real fun scene. That showed you right up-front that you were indeed watching a Friday the 13th film.

Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th (2009))

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Back to that OTHER pair of perfect things about the remake of Friday the 13th! The scene we see the above stuff from wasn’t far off a late night Skinamax movie and way more fun. Even if you didn’t like the movie overall, I don’t think anyone into women didn’t enjoy Julianna Guill.

Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))

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You could pick from a whole list of scenes and films from the archives of horror with Linnea Quigley, but seeing as how The Return of the Living Dead is one of my favorites, I just had to go with this one. I don’t think anyone reading this will complain, right?

Mathilda May (Lifeforce (1985))

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Ya know, Mathilda May gives us a whole lot of scenes to pick from in Tobe Hooper’s Lifeforce. I dig the film, but I think it goes without saying that Mathilda May is my favorite part.

Barbara Crampton (Re-Animator (1985))

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Barbara Crampton is a legend and a lot happens on that table in Re-Animator to make her whole time there in the movie really memorable. We have the “head” scene to just name an example. Barbara looks great in anything, but I think she looks her best in Re-Animator.

Anna Falchi (Cemetery Man (1994))

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I’ve seen Cemetery Man a couple of times and while I do enjoy the movie overall, the scene above is really the only thing I can vividly remember from it. Would you even have to ask why? Don’t take my word on it, this scene has basically been used in 90% of the cover art for releases of the film.