Shoolgirl Report #8: What Parents Must Never Know (1974)
Director: Ernst Hofbauer
Where to get it: Impulse Pictures and CAV
Those promiscuous schoolgirls are back and more naked than ever, in this eighth installment of the super sexy German softcore series! A two week bus trip to a country hostel turns into a series of crazy sexcapades for some young female students. In a series of eye-and-pants-popping vignettes (a trademark of the Schoolgirl Report series), the girls take us on the ride of our lives. Many stories are told and this is another fun entry to anyone who’s a fan of the series.
If you like a combination of sex and comedy, I’m sure you’ll enjoy this one. Hot foreign women getting naked and having sex is a major selling point for just about anyone who digs women. But for those of you who want a plot, there is a plot. It’s kinda like an extreme Sex and the City. The men will watch for the sexual stuff and the ladies will watch for the stories. Or vice versa. You won’t get Oscar worth performances with this. But if you are buying this, why would you be looking for that anyway?
Schoolgirl Report is a softcore slice of the 70s. And it’s not a bad slice at all, if I do say so myself. You get what you come for and you also get a plot and some comedy tossed in there for good measure. If wild and raunchy (but not too raunchy) sexual adventures is your cup of tea. Then I wouldn’t just recommend this movie, but the whole series. If you love the type of stuff that comes on late at night on cable channels, this is your kind of film. It’s not by any means perfect, but it’s good for what it is. Plus it’s the German uncut version that is in widescreen..It’s a win/win.