Turkey Day!

WE’VE MURDERED THEM YEARLY SINCE 1863
WE’VE CHOPPED OFF THEIR HEADS

WE’VE BAKED THEM

WE’VE FRIED THEM
WE SLICE THEM UP

WE EAT THEM

THIS THANKSGIVING…THEY RETURN THE FAVOR
WE MAY LOVE TURKEY, BUT REST A SURE THEY HATE US

THE HUNGER YOU HAVE FOR TURKEY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THEIR HUNGER FOR YOU
Special Thanks to my pal Andrea for the concept of this.